"Slowest Starbucks around"
"Great supplies but don't expect good customer service if you're trying to get something installed."
"Bring cash or draw some Euro from the ATM. Public transit doesn't take US cards."
"Expect your waitress to spend more time on her cell phone than actually paying attention to your table."
"Great course if you enjoy waiting 10 minutes each hole to tee off or sand traps filled with concrete."