"shitty music. expensive cheap beers...."
"We've all made drunken pilgrimages to BHOP."
"Don't come here looking for cheap beer.... $14 pitchers of PBR. Otherwise a neat establishment, reminds me of something out of Star Wars. Lots of good beer selection!"
"Don't talk to the gypsies outside of the building they'll get you and you'll wind up passed out in a back alley in chinatown with your hands cuffed and a ballgag in your mouth"
"There's only one men's room in the entire 4 story building so don't expect it to smell good. Also one day this year a pipe burst in the front hall and it smelled like shit."
"The penguin ale is delicious!"