"Food is amazing! The pizza is thin crust and cooked to perfection. Try the hero sandwiches with fresh mozzarella, tomato, and arugula"
"Extremely high quality tanning, in a very relaxed environment."
"Not worth it! Cupcakes are too small and not very tasty. Check out crumbs instead"
"Guaranteed these bitches will get you fucked up"
"If your underage and want to drink, wait for the rent-a-cops start drinking, dancing and dj-ing and then yor home free. Wouldn't come before 11pm"
"Henrietta is the princess of this abode"