"Antara kedai makan melayu yg meriah di betong. Walaupun agak tersorok dari bandar, tp mcm2 menu ada di sini.. Pizza ada.. Keropok Lekor ada.. Western food.. mcm2"
"No iron in room.. Ironing room at the maintenance lift"
"Ironing room at the maintenance lift.. what the hell?"
"Tv hampeh.No free wifi.xde gov rate.. sewa mahal.parking mcm hape je.. tempat makan jauh.. room charge x msuk breakfast. servis teruk, booking bilik lain dpt bilik lain.. receptionist x hensem/cun.."
"Kenapa GPS waze cari tempat ni tak jumpa ek?"
"Roti canai nang nyaman.. rangup di luar lembut di dalam.."