Lucas C

"Oh gawd the salad"

"Skye is the best!"

"I call this place Crow'swood. If you come at night, bring an umbrella.. one that you're not too attached to.."

"try the stairs!"

"At this location they'll charge you for nugget sauce. And then they'll try to Jedi mind trick you into believing that it's always been like this, and is the same at all mcdonalds in Canada."

"Sometimes they can't tell the fuckin difference between the a full pound and a half pound."