"All the dishes in the restaurant are delicious, but the service is slow."
"Not great food. Rude waiter."
"Very expensive and probably the slowest service in the world even with the bar empty."
"The dirty breakfast is superb: scrambled eggs, sausages, bacon, potatoes, fried tomato and yogurt with muesli and honey."
"The worst calamari I ever had. Like chewing gum."
"The worst pasta I ever ate. Half of the macaroni were raw and the other half were burnt. Slow service."