"Phil & Sebastian's coffee is served here!!!!"
"Everything said about Pachos, order or leave immediately."
"Good but make sure you check your takeout order. White tuna and red tuna are vastly different."
"Very average but a reasonable price."
"This one sucks for refills. 'You have to be in the store the whole time for a refill..' Suck it, I'll go across the street instead."
"No idea why this is taking 20 minutes for a coffee. Sheesh. I didn't order the whole store!"