"This was my first time and had a very good experience. Yolanda was our server and she was the best! Try the cinnamon rolls!"
"Get drunk on wild turkey and have sex in the bathroom. It's the best!"
"Drink a red bull and vodka and shut the fuck up!"
"Try the red velvet cake for dessert... With whip-cream."
"Try the filet and chicken combo with a golden oolong tea which needs a little splenda."
"The meatball Parm is my favorite!"