Christopher Cope

"I love this pool. Well maintained, free from floating feces and the toilet uses less than a gallon of water. 4.5 stars!"

"My name is Christopher...and Jason is an alcoholic."

"Take your shoes off at the door; turn the fan on if you use the bathroom; do not attempt to change the channel on my tv...and do not, under any circumstances, drink my whiskey!"

"The chili is really good but spicy. Gonna have some serious assburn tomorrow."