"Don't miss the Skull & Cakebones cupcakes in the cooler at Stanley's!"
"So well maintained! Fitness equipment scattered along trails, great view at the top."
"Haven't been in quite awhile, 99% chance of not returning again soon. Or, like, ever. Highlight of the night: waitress giggling about roach that ran across the counter as she set my plate down. Uh, no"
"The garlic fries are *rad*, but the only "local" beer on offer is Shiner...boooo!!"
"Combo is awesome as a whole, but the veggie samosas, just....WOW <3 <3"
"The beer chick Danielle melts my face with awesome! She knows her shit, and clearly loves beer, like no one I've ever encountered...kudos!!"