Christine Harper

"The walls in the sauna are paper thin, so the women can hear everything the men are saying, and vice versa. Guys, tone it down with the shop talk, would you? We're trying to relax."

"Visit the mayor and see her art gallery!"

"While you're there, take a quick trip down the hall to meet Lisa's idol, Christine!"

"Don't wear anything too fancy in case of an "oops.""

"Make sure you bring a water bottle with you to class, as there's no water fountain. You can buy a bottle for $1."

"No more free chips for checking in! Try Houlihans."