Christian Cartwright

"When it's right, it's actually Boos."

"make sure to clearly write your item number on bulk items; it makes the cashiers pissed when they can't read it!"

"It's OK to cut in line here, but only if the person in front you is counting coins for their purchse."

"There's always Hancock Park if you're feeling randy..."

"Make sure to enjoy the charming woven goods art on the wall! Cheers, Mrs. Baker!"

"Don't forget to gargle! There's a complimentary Listerene mouthwash in the restroom!"