"If you get the lobster spaghetti be hungry, it's easily spilt between two people."
"Meet the love of your life."
"Hours: Monday-Sunday 7am-9pm. Last wash: 8pm"
"This is what it looks like when you hire the laziest, cheapest, most inept staff possible. For an extra nickel they could probably get people above a 5th grade education to work the registers."
"I still have dreams about the ricotta cheesecake. You're welcome."