"Be sure to shoot Becca with a Nerf gun."
"It might get weird if you take your shirt off."
"The exit is by the bathrooms."
"Don't come here on the weekend. It's full of functional retards."
"Try the crispy caramel chicken. It's bomb.com"
"Get the Yamato. Absolutely delicious. It has foie gras and gold shavings on top."