"The only reason to eat here is if you lost a bet or you're completing a dare in some gonzo gray colored meat competition."
ファーストフード
· Williamsville, アメリカ合衆国
7.5"The lobby smells like pennies, Seneca cigarettes, and regret."
スーパーマーケット
· アメリカ合衆国バッファロー
5.1"There are dozens of superior options within three blocks of this tar pit of suburban ennui unleashed on our urban streets. Make better choices, your Mom is disappointed in you."
"If you're eating here, I assume that everyone who has ever loved you has left you."
イタリア料理
· Cheektowaga, アメリカ合衆国
7.8"Take a look around for a moment, drink it in. That you're here says something about you and all the choices you've made which have led to this nadir. Have the courage to make better choices, leave."
スーパーマーケット
· West Seneca, アメリカ合衆国
5.9"Be sure to swing by the hot bar during your visit! Get some lukewarm fried foods while wrestling with all the choices that led you to this low point."
スーパーマーケット
· Orchard Park, アメリカ合衆国
5.6