"So they are getting rid of the front room in favor of a game room? So now you'll have to wait longer. That is dumb. Like Ryan C said, this place is in the gutter. Beware"
"Massage chairs for the pedicure. They do work here! Get the deluxe to get rid of those busted feet!"
"Rocky Stout sounds like a porn star name."
"Betta Chedda Burger. Fo Sho"
"Stop driving in the left lane people from the suck state of OHIO!!"