"Best incense spot in the WORLD!!!"
"Chicharones... Absolutely amazing. For real, so good you'll want to kiss it on the lips."
"Order one of everything. Every time."
"When the strip club hawkers try to hustle you to their spots just respond "Actually I'm on my way to a prayer meeting," and then they'll leave you alone. True story."
"Portland, cool town, but man I thought there were A LOT of white people in Portland, Maine..."
"And I thought there were A LOT of white people in Portland, Oregon..."