"Great, knowledgeable staff!"
"The sandwiches are generous and perfect for splitting!"
"Ray and Mary are great! Super friendly, knowledgeable and awesome service."
"The espresso chocolate martini is spectacular!"
"It's cheap a roof over your head. Room 103 is disgusting and the bed is dirty. I'm scared."
"Grab a coffee at LeStat's then come watch people stabbing each other! Just like in the Olympics!"