"The real ales are £3.75... No better than anywhere else but charging a premium. Cheeky."
"RIP Bert Williams - The Cat... A sad loss for English football."
"The food here is rubbish. Go to the 'Spoons just a little further up Broad Street."
"Watch your food order carefully. They leave it on the counter unattended and just shout your number... I lost my chips to a hoody..."
"The folks in the cafe never have enough change. Either take the correct change or feel uneasy that you are clearing them out..."
"The hot chocolate in Costa Coffee is very good."