chris behm

"If you don't get a corndog here you are a moron"

"Contact your town council and demand that the ridiculous ordinance on no dogs at the park be lifted. At the next vote, perhaps we should ban children as well?"

"Only tip you need to know is how amazing the back rooftop balcony is on a summer night. Best place to enjoy a cold beer IMO"

"the BBQ pulled pork on pretzel roll is pretty awesome"