"I love this place but the service here is uber slow."
"Meant to say table, not take in my previous tip."
"10 ingredient fried rice with spicy chicken on a regular take. Giggidy, Giggidy, gig-uh-dee."
"Told over the phone that an appointment wasn't necessary. Got here a bit after 4:30, still here, and the car hasn't gone in yet. It's after 6pm now..."
"Frisbee field... As in Ultimate Frisbee? If so, what time and what days do you play?"
"Sorry, that was supposed to say rudest, not ridest."