"This place is a rip-off. They secretly upcharge everyone for extra cheese."
"Last time I was there, the bald bouncer kicked us out and called my girlfrind and her friends "a bunch of F-ing whores." I told the management, but they don't care. Skip this crappy college bar."
"I'd rather kill myself than pay $45 for their horrid cab."
"Bartender wears rugby jersies "because it makes [him] look more professional.""
"Seriously? 5 check-in and I get a small ice tea? Worst 4SQ special in the bi-state area!"
"Conveniently located near the Montrizzle Palace of Awesomeness!"