"Great chili here at The Owner's Box"
"Lost anything it ever had. Enter at your own risk. If you do, I told you so. Rack of lamb was so fatty it was inedible. Scallops Au Poivre had no poivre. WTF?"
"The jury's in - this is Disney in the Desert. It's a good thing they're paying me to stay here!"
"NO SAVING A SEAT for some one boarding later."
"If only they would dim the lights a bit, they would get a lot more people."
"Do the right thing. Unless you are a family, enjoy your meal and give the leftovers to the homeless. Your dining experience can feed 4 more (at least)."