"The bread on sandwich was so hard my jaw hurts from eating it. Worst Jimmy Johns in two states."
"The delivery service at this location is terrible. Walked four blocks for pickup and still faster than delivery."
"Slowest hospital I've been to in two states. They must get paid by the hour."
"One of the worst Subways I've been to in terms of quantity and service."
"Check out the house band. They rock."
"Screw the dogs, beware of the tenants!"