"I was a loyal customer for 4 years until they lost my jacket and yelled me at me when I went back and asked them to take a second look around. It was "MY PROBLEM! NOT THEIR PROBLEM.""
"Get the banana pecan French toast!"
"Refrain from drinking water after fixed firm pose until you've finished camel. It's only two poses and it really helps with the nausea camel can induce."
"Tax free shopping on President's day."
"20% off with a valid student id"
"Watch out for the double-popped collars."