"They often let people block both entrances so you're accosted coming and going with sales pitches. Also, they don't take their sales prices down after the sales are over."
"Get an elephant for good luck. Great prices on furniture!"
"Love the tacos, tortas and horchata!"
"There's a new Sheriff in town."
"Day 2 of our 5 day meetings and we still can't get WiFi."
"I've gotten crunchy brown rice four times now. But they're still good, just watch out for the brown rice!"