"Want a movie, but utsa doesn't have it? They can often still get it for you, for free.Look it up in library quick search, then click the button get it for me. Borrows from other libraries that have it"
"Free wifi . Password is their phone number, 2106909335"
"Mediocre at best. Bibimbap chili sauce tastes like spicy French dressing, ginger salad dressing tastes like ginger mayo. Not bad, but not really good, very Americanized"
"The turkey dinner during holidays is pretty good!"
"Try ramming the box cars. Maybe you'll break through to the other side!"