"Great town. Avoid the Safeway and KFC!"
"Service is shit, food is decent. Go to the Shari's in Troutdale instead."
"Don't sell/trade anything here, they rip you off big time. Great place to buy though!"
"Get the sampler and replace with all the sides you want. Great dinner!"
"The honey mustard kind of taste like ball sweat"
"Skip their beef burgers, get chicken instead."