Chase Lewis

"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

"Read the scrolling headlines as you're passing through. From the outside, french music can often be heard."

"Open very early, chocolate chip banana muffins are great. Try the German chocolate cake coffee"

"And don't get me started on the other girl that always seems to hang around. She laughs like Scooby doo and speaks in a half English accent. Very strange place to buy fish indeed"

"Do not come here! Every time I go, this girl is at the door trying to make out with me. This one guy always tries to flirt with me and says "hey there big man" in a seductive voice."

"Amazing Greek food. The salad is delicious, and the portion sizes are huge. Try the souvlaki dinner"