"Ladies, watch your stuff when you are seated. You might end up having your cell phone stolen."
"Since it's out if the way there's usually a lot of parking. Nice place for a picnic."
"Go there when the greeter said they stopped serving entrées but once inside ask politely and they'll do it"
"Parking's a pain; if you have an appointment, plan to arrive 30 minutes before. They WILL cancel your appointment if you're late."
"Watch your belongings while you're here. Your phone might get jacked."
"I have food Alzheimer's. I pass this place thinking "this might be good." I'm reminded about how they get orders wrong. I end up coming back cuz I 4get. Clever. Don't call me back. Not coming back."