"This place lets you bring your dog! It's got a great location and is very reasonably priced."
"This place lets you bring your dog, has a great location, and is very reasonably priced. It's a no-brainer!"
"Ask for Donna. She's the best!"
"We've been coming here for 28 years! First date, marriage proposal, kids' first solid good. An institution. Ask to sit in George's or Casanova's section!"
"Ask them to fix the plumbing because the smell today caused us to bail."