"This is not an Italian restaurant."
"I love visiting here. There is always something going on, people hanging around, having a good time, talking about flying. Today I stopped by and they were frying catfish."
"If you have trouble remembering what's on special on Whiskey Wednesday, use the acronym NIBS... North American, Irish, Bourbon, Scotch. That's the rotation order from week to week."
"Don't be fooled by the "tavern" in the name... this is fine dining food worth the price."
"Sign says "we bake kolacky fresh daily." Awesome! Gas and sweet treat in one stop!"