"Watch the little puffer fish swim in circles. He's hilarious!"
"If you're mailing a lot (lol)... Call ahead :-p"
"Spell check. Not the correct location :-p"
"Make sure to bring your pastel pants and biggest hat. Oh yah, and lots of money :-p"
"Go for the queso and chips. You can never go wrong!"
"you HAVE to get a hand grenade!"