"This location does not have Lamborghinis."
"Leave before 11PM. For reals."
"This is THE best steak in town. NY strip w/ blue cheese. Trust me."
"The bar will squeeze fresh grapefruit to go with your Belvedere."
"Turn around and walk out the door you came in. I waited for a steak for two hours and finally left without eating. Terrible."
"The Ribeye sandwich is seriously good."