"Dudes! The location here is MY home!! When you don't even know me, how the hell do you all actually "check in" here!! Let alone some random guy becoming a "Mayor" of it!"
"Try the Chicku Shake here.. I Love it!"
"One stop shop for any book in Marathi.."
"Garlic Parmesan Breadsticks! You won't find better ones anywhere else."
"Try the Almond Kesar Chai here... awessssome! :)"