"The Pad Thai isn't much to write home about, but the yellow curry is consistently good."
"There's no food but if you goto Local Food next door they'll bring your order over to Kelvin if you ask."
"Somethings cause you to drink. Here, you drink for a cause."
"Best table salsa in the city. Made with roasted chipotle peppers."
"Artpace members: buy one get one free for tickets."
"Worst service I've ever seen. Held our cards and ID's hostage and then claimed it wasn't their fault when they lost a friend's credit card."