"Everything is greasy. Not in a good way. Don't waste your money."
"They have the friendliest, sweetest employees here!"
"Blake is the man! Fixed my phone in lightening speed."
"The pretzels are great, but the mustard is way too intense! Squirt some yellow mustard in there to make it tolerable."
"The chocolate mousse cheesecake is to die for. The Garlic noodles, however, leave something to be desired."