Constantino Diaz-Duran

"Another tip, brah. The squat rack is not called "biceps curl rack" for a reason. So how 'bout you do your curls elsewhere and let people who need to do squats do their squats?"

"Here's a tip, bro. How about, after you're done with your totally killer reps, you take the dumbbells/bars/whatever you were using and re-rack them? You could even try putting them in the right place."

"Open by appointment, and from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Thursdays."

"Great chicken salad, and the owners--Russ and Anthony Parisi--are great people. Stop by and say hi to them for me."

"The tzaziki here is one of the (very) few things I miss about DC."

"Nice effort, but not worth the admission price. I suggest you pass on this place until they lower the price to, at most, $5."