"Their pizza is fantastic!"
"The best Gelato on the planet! Perhaps the universe!"
"Does anyone at this school even know what Bermuda shorts look like? Hint...they're not short shorts or nylons."
"Can't get accepted into a real university? This place will accept you!"
"Take the extra 15 minutes it takes to go to the Crossiron Mills store. This place is crazy busy!"
"Which place doesn't have a line up?"