Casey Ervin

"Arrive by jetpack, cause you won't find any parking closeby."

"Make sure you grab a Phoenix New Times to read while you wait for 30 minutes behind 3 people."

"If Chipotle was a girl I'd hold her hand in the back of the school bus."

"Look for Kirk, the bartender with the beard. Not only does he make great mixed drinks, but he'll let you rub his chest hair...upon request. Tell him Casey sent ya!"

"Loudly ask Cody if there's a doggy on the tv."

"Absolutely incredible ketchup packets."