"La comida buenísima pero el servicio pésimo"
"Para no volver. El servicio lento y la comida solo OK. Una pena porque el local es muy bonito"
"On a rainy day, watch your umbrella as it seems to be a free for all here."
"Flauta del dia con bebida - 2.50€, pide el menu si tienen culetón"
"The Wi-fi is just plain horrible. If you have to get work done, don't stay here!"
"The wireless is diabolical, if you need to get stuff done you better not have to count on it"