"We are happy to announce we now offer Free WIFI. Both the 2.4g & 5g. Foursquare is the first place we are posting this news. Stop on down, check in and post a pic of your favorite meal."
"Today we have Chili, tomato soup and french onion available all day. Celebrate the rain by coming in and having a hearty delicious piece of grape pie."
"The slice of the week is Calzone Pizza. Quite tasty indeed."
"Grand opening is May 1st!"