"Knird scours the craft universe to find beer and cider suited to your taste preferences and then delivers these drinks to your door."
"Perhaps the best scone I've ever had. And amazing chocolate muffin too. Good stuff!"
"Not sure what Robert is talking about...great place, friendly staff. You won't be disappointed with a stay here!"
"If you like both beer and Capitol Hill, this is your place! Sit at the bar if owner/bartender Ian is working."
"A half yard after three pints = bad idea jeans."