Carl K

"Bartender: you know... Marilyn Manson is from my home town in Ohio Me: I thought he was from hellMe: never mind it's the same thing"

"Sitting front row in the Soviet torture devices they call seats, and watching R.I.P.D., is the highest degree of pain mankind can achieve on this Earth"

"Oh shit it's the cops!"

"No Barbies, plenty of Raggedy Anns."

"No need to pay cover - homeboy at the corner of Murray and Church has free passes. He also randomly picks fights with Dunkin Donuts patrons..."

"Jeremy Lin may be a terrible bartender, but in his defense he probably just can't see you through his trendy false frames."