Captain Sodapants

"Talk to Horace the gorilla. He's very helpful and has some really innovative ideas about living off the grid."

"Ask for josois. He will dingle your berries."

"Watch out for the goblin by the dried fruits. He'll try to nip your balls!"

"The desserts are fantastic. The PB mousse cake is stellar."

"Nestor is a great boxing coach. Careful if you spar with him though! He just might hit you in the nose : )."