"Try t he bitter & twisted (not the old dude in the corner, the ale)"
"From here I can keep watch on the good ship Griblie n its crew : )"
"Excellent service in a comfortable & cosy environment, not like other clinical agents : )"
"What's good? Try the salted ice cream, eh? I'll salt your cream! MWAHAHAHA! Happy St Guiness day!!"
"Wooden Hand Carved Sunglasses from Paris, very cool"