"Lively conversation on the patio tonight. Roofies, cocaine and various unsavory acts. Do not leave your drink unattended."
"Great food, but the barmaid can be a bit surly!"
"Best selection of beef jerky on the trans Canada"
"Free coffee on Monday mornings!"
"This is the place to meet up for a ski day out at Banff/Lake Louise. Lots of parking east of the Petro to leave a car or two behind."
"Get extra corn fritters, greasy golden balls of goodness!"