"They play the smoothest sexy jazz ever in the place. Welcome to flame broiler, you sexy people."
"Oh thou eyes play no tricks on me....shall we play a game?"
"Oh Matthew, you have much to learn about fireplaces. Just look at me....and my fireplace. Come with me if you will....I will show you the light."
"Old asian lady is a rude bitch. She sucks as makig sandwiches."
"Try the magic sauce...its flame a licious"