"These guys should have a catchy jingle. In English, though, so I can sing it while I'm eating."
"After 3 check ins, you get a free small popcorn. You can use the coupon and upgrade to a large popcorn for $1. Awesome."
"Self-serve butter-flavored grease for your popcorn! Awesome!"
"FYI: mahi mahi means fish. Don't order it if you don't like fish. Learn from my mistake."
"View out of both sides of the building are parking lots. Below average parking lots, too, I might add."