"Please ask the peasants who randomly say "station stinks" to elaborate. I promise outside of "Trump!", they'll provide nothing - like him."
"People whining about the parking need to stop. Parking is great as long you're not lazy and can get here before 8AM."
"Great food for a pizza place, but the service is brutal. Much better food than Piccolo, but Piccolo has them beat with service and comps. Spent $190 for 3 without tip at 2PM, not a single drink free"
"Parking is great, plenty of spots up until 8AM."
"For those taking the 7:48AM Wantagh train to Penn. Be aware that a Merrick peasant feels rules of the quiet car do no pertain to her ugly ass."
"Just wanted to thank all the people on the LIRR that leave their coats on, especially when you have a puffy coat. Bonus thank you if you're fat and decide the middle seat somehow works."